Masturbation

Ah masturbation. Favourite part of my day. And no matter what anyone says or tells you - they've all done it. Everyone has masturbated before in their lives. And those chicks that blush and change the subject when you ask are the girls that get really into it and are to shy to be proud about it.
So here it is - I am horny all the time. I have sexual thoughts running through my head every two seconds. I am permanently wet. And without a steady source of satisfaction OFCOURSE IM GOING TO MASTERBATE. How do you think I learned how to squirt?
Alright so my best orgasms when masturbating are those in the shower with the shower head. 30 second orgasm! It's just amazing, and people wonder why I take so long in the shower... Now I also have a vibrater which is bliss. Has different settings as well and man... if I close my eyes I feel like i'm having sex. I only use my fingers when I'm super extremely horny.
Guys - word on the street is that you masturbate more than girls do? Well I'd like to challenge that. Because I know a group of girls that masterbate almost as frequently as I do.
Now the things that go through my head when I'm masturbating always change. However, most of my thoughts are of the guys that I've previously hooked up with that really turned me on. And the thoughts of those guys are the thoughts that make me cum instantly. Like them getting a little rough with me... Feeling their bodies on top of me...


I'm really horny.

Where to meet a one night stand or a life partner

Straight up if you want a boyfriend or girlfriend you go to different places than you would if you were looking for a one night stand. You may be thinking this is common sense but not for everyone. One of my friends would come home from the club every night disappointed she didn't find a guy she liked. Uhm.. sweetie? you don't go to the club to find a boyfriend! Prime example - i'm at a club the other night... had a few drinks bought for me, and ended up chattin with the same guy for awhile. Anyways, the bars closing but this guy doesnt want our night to end. I thought he was the perfect guy for me. He's from England (and you know i love those accents), he's tall, he's fit (a soccer payer) and has a great smile. Well he wasn't because after speaking to him for most of the night he thought my name was Jen. which it isnt. SO honestly girls.. if you're like me and horny a lot.. GO TO THE CLUBS.
and guys... if you want any luck whatsoever to bring that girl home with you... REMEMBER HER NAME.. atleast until you get her home.

Now your lonely? you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? House parties are ok for this because at house parties there's more interaction and guys - when your at house parties you know the girl isn't only talking to you so you will buy her a drink. Also you can meet people at really random places. The library, the grocery store, sporting events, the gym, etc...

But lets get serious. who WANTS a boyfriend or girlfriend? well... who wants only one?