Alright this is the 'before the first fuck' post. So i'm seeing this man, he's a professional dancer. Right there you know that he's going to be amazing in bed because he clearly knows how to move his body. Now this man might just be as sexual as I am, and has clearly stated more than once that he has a huge cock.
yeah.
And you know he's not lying because me and him sleeping together is inevitable... So why would he lie? Well ladies and gentlemen I will very soon have all the dirty details and scales of this soon-to-be sexual encounter with the freakishly large dick.
AND I QUOTE 'I don't know if you'll be able to handle it' ... 'Have the other women been able to?' ... 'eventually...'
Needless to say i'm wet at the thought. I have 2 magnums stored in my purse for whenever this steamy evening will present itself. Now here's something to take note of. Planned sex is NEVER ever ever as good as spontaneous sex. Ladies - always be prepared for intercourse whenever having an evening out, because when these opportunities present themselves you don't want to unleash a bush on the poor unexpecting man.
And gentlemen - always always always bring condoms out with you... and USE them. And DO NOT go out expecting sex. Women should always be PREPARED but that doesnt mean they're going to give out.
Well ... Stay tuned for the latest details with this dancer and I. Trust that I won't leave anything out.
Oh... and he did mention that he could make me squirt on his dick... as well as get 10 orgasms. I'm not fucking with you. This is what he told me. Now that's either confidence or stupidity because if he is anything short of HUGE or amazing i will be very disappointed.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
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