Can you say disappointment?

Alright ! Well the first fuck was... well not very surprising. He was huge : 11 inches. Unfortunately, however, he had the best tool but didn't know how to use it. He clearly felt that him having a huge cock entitled him to do no work. Needless to say i had to fake it. fuck.

Well i decided to give this younge steed another chance and this time since i was expecting him to be horrible again he was actually ok... I eventually came, woo! But fuck that shit. So here's the lesson learned - When it comes to fuck buddies you can be selfish! The only reason your fuck buddies is because you both wish for a no strings attached sexual release. So if your not enjoying yourself satisfactually then why the fuck are you there?

Sexy Time?

Alright this is the 'before the first fuck' post. So i'm seeing this man, he's a professional dancer. Right there you know that he's going to be amazing in bed because he clearly knows how to move his body. Now this man might just be as sexual as I am, and has clearly stated more than once that he has a huge cock.

yeah.


And you know he's not lying because me and him sleeping together is inevitable... So why would he lie? Well ladies and gentlemen I will very soon have all the dirty details and scales of this soon-to-be sexual encounter with the freakishly large dick.

AND I QUOTE 'I don't know if you'll be able to handle it' ... 'Have the other women been able to?' ... 'eventually...'

Needless to say i'm wet at the thought. I have 2 magnums stored in my purse for whenever this steamy evening will present itself. Now here's something to take note of. Planned sex is NEVER ever ever as good as spontaneous sex. Ladies - always be prepared for intercourse whenever having an evening out, because when these opportunities present themselves you don't want to unleash a bush on the poor unexpecting man.
And gentlemen - always always always bring condoms out with you... and USE them. And DO NOT go out expecting sex. Women should always be PREPARED but that doesnt mean they're going to give out.

Well ... Stay tuned for the latest details with this dancer and I. Trust that I won't leave anything out.

Oh... and he did mention that he could make me squirt on his dick... as well as get 10 orgasms. I'm not fucking with you. This is what he told me. Now that's either confidence or stupidity because if he is anything short of HUGE or amazing i will be very disappointed.

Masturbation

Ah masturbation. Favourite part of my day. And no matter what anyone says or tells you - they've all done it. Everyone has masturbated before in their lives. And those chicks that blush and change the subject when you ask are the girls that get really into it and are to shy to be proud about it.
So here it is - I am horny all the time. I have sexual thoughts running through my head every two seconds. I am permanently wet. And without a steady source of satisfaction OFCOURSE IM GOING TO MASTERBATE. How do you think I learned how to squirt?
Alright so my best orgasms when masturbating are those in the shower with the shower head. 30 second orgasm! It's just amazing, and people wonder why I take so long in the shower... Now I also have a vibrater which is bliss. Has different settings as well and man... if I close my eyes I feel like i'm having sex. I only use my fingers when I'm super extremely horny.
Guys - word on the street is that you masturbate more than girls do? Well I'd like to challenge that. Because I know a group of girls that masterbate almost as frequently as I do.
Now the things that go through my head when I'm masturbating always change. However, most of my thoughts are of the guys that I've previously hooked up with that really turned me on. And the thoughts of those guys are the thoughts that make me cum instantly. Like them getting a little rough with me... Feeling their bodies on top of me...


I'm really horny.

Where to meet a one night stand or a life partner

Straight up if you want a boyfriend or girlfriend you go to different places than you would if you were looking for a one night stand. You may be thinking this is common sense but not for everyone. One of my friends would come home from the club every night disappointed she didn't find a guy she liked. Uhm.. sweetie? you don't go to the club to find a boyfriend! Prime example - i'm at a club the other night... had a few drinks bought for me, and ended up chattin with the same guy for awhile. Anyways, the bars closing but this guy doesnt want our night to end. I thought he was the perfect guy for me. He's from England (and you know i love those accents), he's tall, he's fit (a soccer payer) and has a great smile. Well he wasn't because after speaking to him for most of the night he thought my name was Jen. which it isnt. SO honestly girls.. if you're like me and horny a lot.. GO TO THE CLUBS.
and guys... if you want any luck whatsoever to bring that girl home with you... REMEMBER HER NAME.. atleast until you get her home.

Now your lonely? you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? House parties are ok for this because at house parties there's more interaction and guys - when your at house parties you know the girl isn't only talking to you so you will buy her a drink. Also you can meet people at really random places. The library, the grocery store, sporting events, the gym, etc...

But lets get serious. who WANTS a boyfriend or girlfriend? well... who wants only one?

Fucking vs. 'Love-Making'

Sex - love it. I'm not talking about 'love making' or 'intercorse' i'm talking about SEX. FUCKING. RAILING. I'm talking about that guy just destroying you - and ladies they know you love it, they can tell by your moans. To the defence for the sensitive side there really is no experience like 'love making'. But let's get serious, people fuck who aren't in love WAY more then people who are. And you know why? because girls and guys don't have fantasies about soft gentle love making, they have fantasies of rough sex, being tossed around a little. Don't carress my ass, spank it! when your horny, do you think about candles and dimmed lights? or shoving your dick up a tight pussy? thats what i thought...
And as Gerard Buttler says in the ugly truth "you don't fall in love with a personality at first sight". You see that chick with the great ass? yaa you do because you want to stick your cock up it! and ladies - you see that guy with the killer abs? No shit because you want them on top of you. Honestly people - you cant fuck a personality. And nobody wants to date a frog so if your a) single, b) lonely, and/or c) had no luck in the past month(s) YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT! get hot and go out. because if this is you, then you are the one wearing sweatpants to class and shower once every 3 days and guess what? nobody wants to fuck you.